News from Church

Mary is the primary president in our ward. This means that she is in charge of all the children's Sunday school classes and the nursery for the toddlers in our congregation. Today Mary met with our Bishop to talk about the children and their teachers. As the conversation was winding down, the Bishop said he thinks Joshua has the best hair in the ward.

Now if you are in our congregation and believe that your hair (or your child or spouse's hair) is better than Joshua's, I won't argue with you. All I want is for Mary to remember when it is time for Joshua's next haircut that her ecclesiastical leader has officially endorsed his hair.

And you would not want to run afoul of your church leaders, now would you?

I Don't Care which Party You Favor...

...but when a news segment comes on tonight and it shows President Obama getting a hamburger at 5 Guys. It is obvious that he knows how to pick out a good hamburger joint.